If you were meant to sip whisky, it'd come in faggy little Capri-Sun pouches..

(21:52:02) Tristan: Eric, I just want to stick my penis in stuff. I don't want to talk :\
(21:53:38) Eric: I know Tristan. I know.

(22:38:18) In Oden We Trust: Hey there.
(00:44:48) personalitysucks: Hello.