Motherfucking Back Day: Barbell Headbang

I’m glad I stayed home today. I mean, I have a reason beyond being a pussy bitch, but WOW. I feel like such a newbie deadlifter. It was only 195lbs.!

I’m really sore and my back is stiff, is my point.

I also banged my head into a barbell, racked and a bit lower than I was expecting it to be. I was standing up and, had it been in the same higher position as the rack next to me, I would have cleared it. I was actually looking at that rack (someone stole it so I had to move over to this one) while I was standing up. I knew it was lower, but I was just distracted, and BANG! Moved the bar up one pin, cranially. I kept my back “straight” though as I was standing, so aside from the unexpected pressure to the lower back, the sudden impact to the right front lobe and my teeth clapping together was the only pain sustained. No bumps, chewed through lips, or other injuries.

It would have hurt my pride if I had just fallen down, but I actually… head-squatted, I guess… I must really be dying to squat on a subconscious level, holy shit.

So anyway, on to back day, here’s the routine followed by more pissmoaning:

Deadlift

1. 195lbs. x 3 (left over)
2. 175lbs. x 4 (left under)
3. 155lbs. x 5 (left over)

Chin Ass (Body Weight 167lbs.)

1. offset 50lbs. x 4
2. offset 55lbs. x 2 (nothing left this set)
3. offset 70lbs. x 3 (lowered it considerably and still barely got three)

The thing with the chins is I don’t think I activate my lats as well when I go heavier. When I’m lifting light I seem to be able to concentrate my back more, but the heavier I go the more I ‘panic’ and feel like I’m trying to curl my bodyweight. I really honestly think it has something to do with my breathing pattern, because I don’t really know what I’m doing! It seems easier to inhale as I exert, though, so I’ll try that next week.

Horizontal Row (7RM test)

1. 40lbs. x 7
2. 45lbs. x 7
3. 50lbs. x 7
4. 55lbs. x 7
5. 60lbs. x 7
6. 65lbs. x 7
7. 70lbs. x 7 – felt finished here
8. 75lbs. x 6 – went into the set a little defeatist

I honestly like doing these machine rows, my legs and lower back were done for today so I opted out of doing the pendlay rows I had planned to do, but I felt I really need to develop my back or risk developing the “bro” look with all the enthusiastic chest shit I’ve done. Next week I’ll be doing three straight sets of 5 at 70lbs., and I really should have at least done another set of 70lbs after failing at 75, but I was just in a negative mood overall.  I just wanted to get on the treadmill and finish up for the day.

So I did.

30s/90s jog/walk 4mph/2mph as last time. Though this time I did 30minutes worth. I feel a lingering desire to run a marathon, and though that could be a year or more away, at this low intensity I really felt like I could do more. Working up to a 30 minute consistent jog rather than a 20 minute one didn’t feel like it would impact my recovery so much as to outweigh the benefits.

My posture is great today unless I want to groan like an old man!

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