B Variant

My back is still a little tingly-tender from deadlifts, so I skipped the squats I was initially planning to front-load. I considered doing leg presses or calf raises, but when I got to cardio I was much relieved to have not done any of those three. I thought my back was going to be irritated by the rows, but I must have actually activated the correct muscles for once, because no such problem was had.

B Workout

START: 11AM
Weight: 167lbs.

Flat Bench

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 45 x 5
3. 50 x 5
4. 70 x 3
5. 90 x 2
6. 100 x 8 (+)
7. 90 x 9 (+)
8. 80 x 10 (+)

The (+) is going to be my shorthand that these sets need to be increased next workout. The rep range, respectively, for these sets are: 5-8; 6-9; 7-10

Row

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 45 x 5
3. 60 x 5
4. 75 x 3
5. 105 x 2
6. 120 x 8 (+)
7. 105 x 9 (+)
8. 90 x 10 (+)

Same rep set-up as the bench. I used a different sort of handle today: close-grip, smooth handles. Black. Didn’t agitate my calluses any, will be using it again.

Lateral Raise

1. 35lbs. x 5
2. 45 x 3
3. 55 x 2
4. 65 x 10 (+)
5. 55 x 11 (+)
6. 50 x 12 (+)

Rep set-up: 8-10; 9-11; 10-12

STOP: 1:30PM
Weight: 173.5lbs.

Cardio

1. Treadmill warm-up: 5 minutes of 2.0 mph/ 2.0 incline for the first two minutes, then 3.0 for the rest.
2. Treadmill intervals: 1′ walk / 1′ run, so that I got off the treadmill immediately after a run. 3.0 incline.
   1. x2 @ 2.0mph/6.0mph
   2. x3 @ 2.0mph/4.0mph
3. 6 minute rest in the locker room.
4. Stationary cycle: 5.52 miles in 37 minutes

Notes:

• I want to replace at least one of the 4.0mph runs with a 6.0, until they’re all 2.0/6.0mph. Then I’ll work on increasing the sprinting speed.
• The slow-and-steady cycling at the end will be increased in terms of duration only.
  • I don’t really have any idea as to how much to increase cardio duration by. I’m tentatively just saying “anything that is more, even just one minute.”
  • Another idea is mileage: I’d like to log 42 miles a week, as in real life I tend to have gone distances of about 20 miles and back.

Diet

Stuff I have to remember:

Maintenance Intake

At Body Weight 169lbs. = 2800kcal.

I’d really like my weigh-ins to be three consecutive days, but that probably isn’t going to happen.

I’m going to recalculate maintenance (for proper deficit purposes) weekly.

I would like to achieve a 1000kcal deficit on rest days, training days are allowed to be at maintenance/slightly over.

Fasting Period

Fast starts: 8-10PM
Feeding begins: 1PM on rest days; as soon as I can after training otherwise.

Protein Multiplier

• Lean Body Mass x 0.9 = Protein on rest days
• LBM x 1.1 = Protein on cardio-only days (not sure if I’m going to have these or not, yet)
• LBM x 1.5 = Protein on weight-training days (if cardio is done after weight training, still use this number)

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Countdown to 21: Second Workout

Posting the whole thing all at once this time since I have the time to kill.

Also to show how much better it is to cut it up…

New notebook is the first one that isn't just a generic solid color. 89 cents from Wal-Mart.

Workout for Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Body Weight: 163.5lbs. (-2lbs.)
BF%: 16.5% (-1.3%)

Skinfold
Belly Button: 31mm (-7mm, the goal is 4mm, long way to go; taken an inch to the right)

Pre-workout: 50mg ephedrine/200mg caffeine

START TIME: 9:00AM

I’ll be noting the rest periods before the set lists; the rest times are ONLY for work sets. Warm-ups don’t have a set amount of rest, I just go when I feel ready.

Deadlift

Rest: 5 min.

1. 135lbs. x 5 (double-overhand)
2. 145 x 2 (d-o; form was much better here, nearly perfect)
3. 155 x 10 (left-under)
4. 155 x 10 (left-over)
5. 155 x 10 (l-u)

I find myself having to reset my grip (due to failure) and needing to catch my breath by the 7th rep or so. Need to work out a proper tempo. Will be increasing the load next workout (this workout was a +20lbs. increase.)

Pulldown

Rest: 2 min.

1. 55lbs. x 3
2. 75 x 2
3. 85 x 8
4. 85 x 8
5. 85 x 8

Increasing.

DB Shrug

Rest: long; had to wait on grip recovery. 3-6 minutes.

1. 25lbs. x 3
2. 35 x 2
3. 40 x 8
4. 40 x 8
5. 40 x 8

Increasing. Weight is per-dumbbell, and it was far too easy despite my grip problems.

Narrow-Grip Cable Row

1. 75lbs. x 3
2. 90 x 3
3. 105 x 8
4. 105 x 7
5. 105 x 6

Stay.

10:45AM = Break to regroup concentration.

Back Extension

1. 55lbs. x 3
2. 80 x 2
3. 95 x 15
4. 95 x 15

Increasing. Felt really good, though.

Reverse Concentration Curl

1. 10lbs. x 5
2. 20 x 7
3. 20 x 6
4. 20 x 4

Stay. I tried to go straight into the 20s but it wouldn’t budge.

Squat

1. 105lbs. x 10

BREAK: 11:40AM

Incline Bench

Rest: 5 min.

1. 45lbs. x 6
2. 55 x 3
3. 75 x 2
4. 85 x 9
5. 85 x 8
6. 85 x 6

Increasing. I didn’t make rep goals for any of my work sets, but my next workout is the scheduled scheme-change, and I’ll be doing 4×6 instead of 3×10. I didn’t get less than six reps on any of my sets here so I’m confident I can make the leap.

Machine Fly

Rest: 2 min.

1. 75lbs. x 8
2. 75 x 8
3. 75 x 8

Increase. I almost thought I was going to have to do warm-up sets when I couldn’t get the weight to move… and then I realize the weight was set much higher from the last guy (120lbs.) Derp. I figured out a lot about the form for this, as well, this workout.

Lateral Raise

Rest: 3 min.

1. 50lbs. x 3
2. 65 x 11
3. 65 x 9

Stay. I really do not want to cut the warm-up set here, but I do need to make it lighter. Maybe 40-45lbs for that set, next time.

Tricep Extension

1. 12.5lbs. x 10
2. 12.5 x 4

Stay. My left arm is really crappy!

Crunch

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 65 x 3
3. 85 x 2
4. 95 x 8
5. 95 x 8
6. 95 x 8

Increase. I was enormously surprised at how easy this actually was, after doing back extensions.

BREAK: 1:30PM

I didn’t plan the rest of this workout. I thought vaguely that I could maybe try something like I’d done last time, but, I don’t want that to be a “regular thing” and I don’t really care about my progression on it, so I allow myself to go into it blindly and “on feeling.”

I chose the same three exercises as last time, but this time I did it as a tri-set: no dedicated rest between individual exercises, and then 2 minutes of rest between each tri-set.

So:

• Pulldowns @ 25lbs x 20 reps
• DB Bench Press @ 20lbs. total x 20 reps
• Close-grip Cable Row @ 30lbs. x 20 reps

I did that for five tri-sets before stopping.

It was around 3PM, my blood sugar had skyrocketed (into the 400s), and I was pretty much beat. I probably could have done some more tri-sets, but I would have been really grinding them out.

Instead, I attempted cardio!

Stationary Cycle

Distance: 3.66 miles
Time: 30′ 17″

I probably could have kept going, my patience just biking is pretty high. However, it was immensely worn-down by the fact that I’d brought my phone and expected my Last.FM app to work. The frustration at it loading slowly, and only barely playing the beginning of one song (TEASE) just made me ragequit for the day.

Which turned out just fine because I bumped into a friend who was walking home, and got to chill out and watch Friday while I waited for my ride home (two hours later.)

…

TWO MORE DAYS.

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260 finally

I was really starting to worry I was going to have to look up how to deal with a stall, if I’d failed another attempt at a 260lbs. deadlift.

But, to kill any attempt at building drama: I fucking did it!

To the credit of the fag who unloaded my bar when I stepped off the floor to take a leak. I was pissed, and after loading the 260 I wasn’t NOT going to lift it after clanking around and slamming plates about in a hissyfit. Princess loaded 300+ on the bar for a quarter squat afterwards and my world was mended.

Workout for Wednesday, December 8, 2010

This update is sorely tardy due to a busy weekend including: final day filming for Nocturnal; audition for So Dramatic; winter formal at Carroll College; cousin’s wedding reception; tuxedo photoshoot.

It’s actually thrown my cycle into a clusterfuck as well, so I’ll be greatly surprised if my stats on the next power workout are much improved upon.

Those stats are:

Body Weight: 168lbs.
Body Fat Percentage: 15.9%

JUST BARELY under 16%. Edging my way there! Fuck yeah!

Deadlift

1. 135lbs. (double-overhand) x 3
2. 155 (d-o) x 3
3. 220 (left-under) x 1
4. 260 (left-over) x 1

I had nearly twenty minutes of rest before my top set. I’ve decided to cut drop sets from deadlifts, both out of impatience/fear, and a desire to eek out as much top-poundage as I can while I attempt to lose fat.

Incline Bench

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 45 x 5
3. 50 x 5
4. 70 x 3
5. 90 x 2
6. 95 x 6 (increase)
7. 95 x 4 (goal was 7, stay)
8. 85 x 8 (increase)

I didn’t feel like I was going to be able to push 100lbs. today so I decided to legitimately make my top-set rep ceiling rather than pretending I “could have gotten another rep,” and it seems like I was right. There were at least two more reps in there on that set and I proved THAT to myself in the following set… which unfortunately cut out short because I decided to be a wuss.

Chin Assist (bodyweight = 173lbs.)

1. 113lbs. x 3
2. 138 x 2 (goal was 3, but I’m changing the goal to 2 now, so I will be increasing this set)
3. 118 x 4 (increase)
4. 108 x 7 (goal was 5; went to failure and hung around for a bit after)

Lateral Raise Machine

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 60 x 4
3. 75 x 2
4. 90 x 3 (goal is 6; stay)
5. 85 x 5 (goal is 7; stay)
6. 75 x 7 (goal is 8; stay)

I really need to look up better form (still do, that is… PROCRASTINATING…) on this. I think I’m working my traps more than my delts, just on a visual indication. Perhaps that was just because I did deadlifts today. But maybe not.

Crunch

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 65 x 3
3. 90 x 3
4. 120 x 2
5. 135 x 3 (increase)
6. 125 x 4 (increase; goal is 3)

Reverse Concentration Curl

1. 12lbs. x 5
2. 25 x 1 (too much)
3. 20 x 5
4. 20 x 5
5. 20 x 5

Going to try to get seven on each set of 20 before I bump the weight to 25.

Machine Chest Fly

1. 35lbs. x 8
2. 70 x 8
3. 70 x 8
4. 70 x 8

Increase.

Machine Delt Fly (whatever it is for posterior delt)

8-rep test:

• 25lbs
• 40
• 55
• 60 (got it, but form struggled)
• 55
• 55

55 it is, next time!

The Stall Count

Because I was so worried about having to reset Deadlifts, I decided to keep a running tabulation of “failures” in this workout. Failures are progressive resistance failures: failures to increase either the weight being lifted in a given exercise or the amount of reps performed toward a preset limit.

Deadlifts, obviously, not lifting more weight is the only gauge. I only do one balls-out rep, so either I lift more weight or I’m a failure. Pretty simple.

Everything else, well… I write down how many reps is the “goal” for each set. If I miss my combined rep goal by 3 or more, that lift is a FAILURE in that workout.

So, for this workout, I’ve FAILED: Incline Bench (three reps missed in the second set) and Lateral Raise (missed SIX reps overall.)

Three FAILURES, time to reset that lift.

Cardio for Friday, December 10, 2010

I had an audition and a ball to attend over the weekend. Thought I’d sweat some water weight out beforehand. I had initially intended to simply sauna/hot-tub it out, but when I got there I decided to at least TRY to do some cardio… and soon enough found myself doing the entirety of my sweating on the stationary cycle.

Yay for caloric burn, I suppose!

Body Weight: 170lbs.
Body Fat Percentage: 14.6%

Clearly the glycogen-filling portion of the program does indeed continue post-power workout…

11:15AM- START

12:22PM- Completed 11.94 miles in 65 minutes. Heart Rate topped at 133bpm while at level 3, but when HR came down later I boosted the level up to 4 all the way to the five-minute cooldown.

1:07PM- 168.5lbs

2:24PM- Completed 12.96 miles in 65 minutes. HR topped @ 136bpm, also boosting from a starting rate of ~90bpm a lot quicker. Level 2 was sufficient, but RPM had to near 90 more often.

3:16PM- 166.5lbs.

4:31PM- Finished 10.1 miles in 65 minutes. HR topped at 126bpm, starting around 113bpm; never exceeded level 1, nor more than 70rpm. My butt HURT at around the 20 minute mark. Leg tension and a teaspoon of willpower saw me through the duration.

5:05PM- 165lbs. and to the shower!

Verdict, of course, that this is the incredibly slowest way of three for me to drop some water.

But it was sufficient! I found myself wishing I had sized-down my tux trousers.

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wtfcardio

That’s right.

Eric’s doing cardio…

I had filming on Tuesday. So. That’s my excuse. I didn’t do a depletion workout because I just lifted the day before and I like to space them out a bit more than that.

I also didn’t need to destroy another muscle group. I actually planned on just sitting in the sauna/hot-tub in alternating sessions until an hour before call time. But as it turns out I didn’t use the sauna at all except to dry out my shirt/socks/shoes between bouts.

Oh! And I finished reading The Princess Bride. I was sad to see it go, but I had to start reading my next book (which I brought with me) before Teh Neu Yeer. There were only a dozen pages left of Bride anyway so it didn’t take a lot of foresight to choose to bring the newbie along with. The new book, assuming you’re interested, is Magic’s Pawn by Mercedes Lackey. It’s a dreadful read for the first hundred pages or so, which is about double what I covered on that bike. Those pages are so boring that I committed myself to just staring off into the distance/asses of patrons at some points.

Workout for Tuesday, November 30, 2010

(…gods.)

Weight: 164lbs.
BF%: 15.1%

9:25AM- 15mg yohimbine HCL, 200mg caffeine (consider more caffeine…)

10:37AM- First session begins

12.37 miles in 65 minutes. I think the display said 337kcal… can’t really say I pay attention to that (I lock the display on TIME during the workout and it only flashes for a few moments during the workout summary.) Level 4 got  me up to 122bpm; goal is 130bpm for these “low-intensity” cardio “workouts.” I never exceeded 80rpm because that’s roughly the fastest I can go without disrupting the position of my fiction.

12:14PM- Taking a break. Only noted the time because I just habitually look at the clock before I enter the sauna (in this case, only to retrieve my now-dry garments) in case some asshole comes in and fucks with the sandclock (happens.) I try not to rest longer than half as long as I spend working out, I tell myself. I don’t know why I tell myself that.

12:20PM- Second session begins

11.97 miles in 65 minutes. Didn’t notice calories at all this time. Fuck ‘em. Level 4 got me to 130bpm by the time I reached the 5-minute cooldown. In regards to levels, by the way, when I start cardio I tend to check my heart rate every five minutes. I’ll check a few seconds after starting (having adjusted my nuts and such), then again at the five-minute mark. If, at the ten-minute check, my heart rate is THE SAME OR LOWER, I increase the level. If it’s increased AT ALL, even 1bpm, I keep the level set.

So every 10-minute check is when I decide to increase or keep at the present level. If (and this hasn’t happened) I go above 130bpm, though, I’ll probably just stop checking altogether and keep going at that pace/intensity. I’ll probably still check towards the end or as the cooldown begins, though. Just because I want to know what it’s gotten to by the time I’m finished.

I finish the second session and for some reason it doesn’t occur to me until about 2PM that I don’t have the time to do another full hour (though time enough to do SOMETHING, that point eluded me) so I began cleaning up. Showered, out of the gym, and sucking a Gladiator by 3:30PM. Aside from swishing my mouth and a couple gulps to wet my throat, this was really the only liquid I’d had. 32oz Strawberry Gladiator with Blueberry. Seems to make SHOOTS go well…

Got to the set a half-hour early. Wish I’d worn a scarf… and a hat. (Though the hood HELPED, fuck hoods.)

The shoot itself went fantastically, no muscle failure at all. But my shoulders/back were sore, so I’ll let you guess where I got grabbed and how I was slammed into a wall repeatedly.

Turns out they cast a guy I worked the Gaga show with back in September as the Big Bad. He fucking suits, I tell ya. (Not that he looks evil, but he towers over me and looks fit as fuck.)

The spotlighting they did dried my face/eyes out and it felt like I had sunburn when I got home, which is great considering we were supposed to be in a hideouty little shithole for vampires ducking the sun. Nevertheless, like sunburn, it kept me just awake enough to realize it was nearly 7AM.

75mg diphenhydramine and on the latter end of 9PM I awoke.

No muscle failings.

Thursday will see lunch with father at some location of his choosing. Friday will be a depletion workout if I awaken able-bodied.

And so the cycle shall repeat!

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Working Myself Sick

Eh, fucking meme. I don’t like blogging every day.

Especially when I’m sick.

I gotta update the workout log. I can’t believe working out four days in a row made me sick. FML.

10.2.10

Squat

1. 45lbs. x 10
2. 65 x 10
3. 95 x 10
4. 95 x 7
5. 95 x 7
6. 95 x 7

Increase.

Calf Raise

1. 45lbs. x 10
2. 60 x 10
3. 75 x 10
4. 75 x 7
5. 75 x 7
6. 75 x 7

Increase.

Weight: 173lbs.

BF%: 16.9%

10.3.10

Pulldown

1. 40lbs. x 5
2. 55 x 3
3. 80 x 2
4. 95 x 7
5. 95 x 7
6. 95 x 7
7. 95 x 7

Increase.

Pushdown

1. 22.5lbs. x 5
2. 27.5 x 7
3. 27.5 x 7
4. 27.5 x 7
5. 27.5 x 7

Cardio

2 minute walk, 2 cycles of 1 minute walk/jog/run, and got halfway through the jog part of the third cycle before giving up miserably. I’m just going to try to add a cycle every time or something. I dunno.

Grr… feel like craaaap.

Favorite Marvel Team: Great Lakes Avengers. I don’t have any scans :(

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Thems Beach Muscles

Workout for Friday, October 1, 2010

Incline Dumbbell Bench

1. 40lbs. x 5
2. 50 x 3
3. 70 x 2
4. 80 x 7 (too heavy)
5. 70 x 7
6. 70 x 7
7. 70 x 7

Dumbbell Curl

1. 5lbs. x 3
2. 10 x 2
3. 15 x 7 (too heavy)
4. 10 x 7
5. 10 x 7
6. 10 x 7

I should note, I’ve yet to record a rep of dumbbell curling on this site that wasn’t performed lying against that incline bench. Smashing my back against something is the only way I can easily tell if I’m shoulder-cheating or not.

The way I’m going to implement weight increases is, next time I do this workout, the second set will be with the increased weight but probably not for all 7 reps. So for the benching it may be something like this next workout:

1. 80 x 7
2. 80 x 2
3. 70 x 7
4. 70 x 7

Cardio

1 mile in 20 minutes, 149 calories, on the treadmill. I just hit the fat burn button and plugged in my info. Not really a whole lot else to say because everything kept changing automatically. Shot for a 130bpm and was surprised at how much of an effort it took to get to it.

Other than I told some dude I was doing volume work so I wouldn’t have to do cardio, and then twenty minutes later he gave me the queerest look as he walked past me on a treadmill.

MY BACK IS KILLING ME I HATE REPPING DEADLIFTS OH MY GOD.

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Post Bachelor Party

Spent the weekend eating and shooting at stuff with pistols/shotgun and eating.

Spent Monday sleeping it off.

Tuesday I got a half-volume partial depletion in before going to the dentist and getting my mouth raped.

I think tomorrow I’m going to sleep that off.

So I have to get this in now before I pass out.

Workout for Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Starting Weight: 172lbs.
BF%: 18.4%

Preworkout Supplements: Ephedrine/Caffeine (25mg/400mg), washed down with 12g Purple Wraath in 1 cup of water (fucking awful going down, but the grape Jollyrancher burps are ACE!)

Start Time: 8:55AM

Strength Work

Bench Press

1. 45lbs x 5
2. 45 x 5
3. 55 x 5
4. 75 x 3
5. 95 x 2
6. 110 x 4 (increase)
7. 100 x 5 (increase)
8. 85 x 8 (increase)

My goals for the last set was lower, but I decided to just go for eight so I could increase all three sets next workout. Huzzah.

Incline Bench

1. 50lbs x 5
2. 90 x 2
3. 100 x 5 (increase)
4. 90 x 6 (increase)
5. 75 x 9 (increase)

Same story.

ChinAss (Weight: 174)

1. 44lbs x 5
2. 44 x 5
3. 99 x 3 (DAMN IT)
4. 129 x 3 (didn’t lose a rep thankfully, and I probably could have made the fourth that I wanted, but I left it at that and will increase next workout)
5. 114 x 5 (increase)
6. 94 x 9 (increase)
7. 85 x 12

One of these days, I’m going to load my chins properly, and it’s going to MATTER! Ugh.

Strength Finish: 11:05AM

Volume Work

Block One

Leg Press: 6 x 15 @ 60lbs
Leg Curl: 4 x 15 @ 45lbs
Lateral Raise: 1 x 15 @ 20lbs

Ten minute break.

Block Two

Lateral Raise: 3 x 15 @ 20lbs
Calf Raise: 3 x 15 @ 30, 30, 45lbs
Bicep Curl: 4 x 15 @ 5lbs
Pushdown: 4 x 15 @ 22.5lbs

8 minute break.

Block Three

Crunch Machine: 4 x 15 @ 35lbs
Calf Raise: 3 x 15 @ 45lbs

5 minute break.

Block Four

Cable Twist: 4 x 15 @ 30lbs

Volume Finish: 12:35PM

Body Weight: 174lbs

Cardio “Work”

Stationary Cycle: 35min, 6.62miles, level 2

30 minute break, then Yohimbine/Caffeine 15mg/400mg

Stationary Cycle: 35min, 7.08miles, level 2

Cardio Finish: 2:34PM

I was having trouble walking before I did the cardio, so I opted out of doing the treadmill in favor of something where I wouldn’t have to support my own weight.

Didn’t take any insulin until around 4:30PM.

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Simply Depleted

Eh.

I managed to knock my head during a seizure since last I updated. Kind of weird what things I lose from my mind when that happens. I’m looking back on everything and feeling it’s too complicated.

I’m going to stop with the notation crap.

Tomorrow I have a photo test for an agency in Chicago, so today I’ve done a massive workout and spent some time in the sauna to shed some water.

Depletion Workout for Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Block One

Leg Press: 12 sets of 15 @ 50lbs. (going to add weight to this one next time)
Chest Press: 6 x 15 @ 50lbs.
Row: 6 x 15 @ 45lbs.

Block Two

Leg Curl: 12 x 15 @ 45lbs. (…ow)
Incline Press: 6 x 15 @ 45lbs.
Pulldown: 6 x 15 @ 50lbs.

Block Three

Chest Press: 1 x 15 @ 50lbs.; 2 x 15 @ 40lbs.
Pec Fly: 2 x 15 @ 40lbs. (felt I was using my arms too much on the chest press, but then realized I did entirely too much volume on chest anyway and THAT was why my arms hurt…)
Calf Raise: 3 x 15 @ 45lbs.
Bicep Curl: 2 x 15 @ 8lbs.

Block Four

Lateral Raise: 3 x 15 @ 35lbs.; 1 x 15 @ 20lbs. (BARELY)
Crunch Machine: 3 x 15 @ 30lbs.
Calf Raise: 1 x 15 @ 45lbs.

Block Five

Bicep Curl: 4 x 15 @ 8lbs.; 2 x 15 @ 5lbs.
Cable Twist: 6 x 15 @ 30lbs.

Block Six

Pushdown: 8 x 15 @ 17.5lbs (going to add weight to this one next time, guess I was wrong about my arms…)
Calf Raise: 8 x 15 @ 45lbs.
Cable Twist: 3 x 15 @ 30lbs.
Crunch Machine: 5 x 15 @ 30lbs. (will add weight)
Lateral Raise: 1 x 15 @ 20lbs.

The exercises were not necessarily done in the order shown, and definitely not straight across. I’m just noting volume because it’d be a huge hassle to delineate the order… and largely unnecessary besides.

Cardio

Stationary Cycle: 7.44 miles in 35 minutes (majority intensity: 2)
[26 minute break]
Treadmill: 1.65 miles in 35:46 (majority intensity = 3 incline, 3.3 mph)

There were slower warm-up/cooldown periods I’m not noting. Next time I’m going to start the machines at the listed intensities to get things going quicker.

Workout Timeline

8AM – EC1, bs275
9:17 – Block 1
9:41-9:47 – Five minute break leading into Block 2
10:15-10:20 – Break to Block 3
10:39-10:47 – Break to Block 4
11:02-11:07 – Break to Block 5
11:36-11:40 – Break to Block 6
12:20PM – Finished weight portion of the day
12:36 – EC2, bs322
1:05 – bs315
1:48 – Finished 35 minutes of cycling
2:50 – Finished 35 minutes of walking
5 – EC3
6 – bs257

EC = Ephedrine/Caffeine (25mg/400mg)
bs = blood sugar. It’s always been a concern of mine that my sugars get too low during high-volume lifting… clearly not as much of an issue as I expected. I took my usual amount of slow-acting insulin but none of my ‘fix yer damn sugars’ insulin, just to get a gauge of exercise-related impact.

Bodyweight Timeline

8:55AM – Body Weight: 174.5lbs
9:10 – MASSIVE CRAP, BW – 172.5lbs., Body Fat: 17.9% (sad day)
12:30PM – 169lbs.
1:03 – Not quite so much crap. 168.5lbs.
2 – 166.5lbs
3 – 166lbs
3:50 – Finished shower. 165.75lbs.
4:11 – 10 minutes in whirlpool. 165lbs.
4:35 – 7 minutes in dry sauna. 164.5lbs.
4:55 – Spent another 5 minutes in the dry sauna and started to get lightheaded, so I decided to stop. 164.5lbs.
5 – Final weigh-in before I left, having air-dried a bit. 164lbs.

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Come Back Crying (P4C5A1D)

UD2 kicks my ass. I just do not have the balls for it.

So I’m going back to the lofty realm of cheesecake and BBQ ribs that is LeanGains. Also less volume work. Today was my last day of volume work. It’s fun, but, I really have no use for the pump.

Heh.

So I went back to my old A1B1 routine, starting with A1 today. Chest/tricep day. Monday. Fuck that worked out horribly.

Not really. I came in early. I finished the heavy portion of this day looong before the benchbros. came to town. I finished up entirely around the same time that Ken11 did. I don’t know if I’ve talked about Ken before or not (I know I’ve cited him as one of the strongest people in my gym) but today we’re christening him because I accurately determined his bodyfat percentage. Woot.

Workout for July 12, 2010

Bench Press

1. 45lbs x 5
2. 60 x 3
3. 80 x 2
4. 100 x 3 ~ increase
5. 90 x 6 ~ increase

This felt really good, honestly. I’m flirting with the idea of increasing the top set by ten pounds instead of five next workout.

Incline Bench

1. 55lbs x 3
2. 70 x 2
3. 90 x 6 ~ increase

This I’ll probably still only bump by five. Too much shoulders, though I found out I can use my legs to help me get to the low pins (failed my seventh rep…)

Horizontal Press, Hammer Grip

1. 65lbs x 3
2. 85 x 2
3. 110 x 1 ~ Actually failed the first attempt but refused to mark down a zero…

I’m ditching these. The machine’s starting to hurt my wrists because of the awkward angle of them to the grips. I could probably fix this. And I am, by switching to close-grip benching.

Pushdown

1. 42.5lbs. x 3
2. 47.5 x 2
3. 52.5 x 5 ~ INCREASE!

Gosh. I almost didn’t EXCITED over this because of the Ryan Reynoldsalike Douchebag who spit LORDLY GOBS OF PHELGM into the water fountain. I wanted to see him fail his 315lbs bench. I didn’t see it from here.

In retrospect: FUCK YEAH! That much closer to lifting the whole stack, HAHAHAHA!

Asschin ~ bodyweight 171.5

1. 51.5lbs x 5
2. 76.5 x 3
3. 101.5 x 2
4. 126.5 x 4 ~ Increase.
5. 61.5 x 6 (misread my log and set the pins to the weight I intended to lift rather than the proper offset, I’m not counting either drop set today)
6. 96.5 x 6

I’ve basically decided that, for top sets, 3-5 will be the rep range of increase. If I get at least three reps at a given weight, I’ll increase it next workout.

Cable Twists

1. 30lbs x 5
2. 40 x 3
3. 60 x 2
4. 80 x 5

Not doing drop sets on core work of any kind.

Weight (preworkout): 169.5
Body Fat %: 17.1%

This is bad. I haven’t been able to properly keep a lid on my appetite following the refeed. I’m going back to UD2, with cardio on off-days to help with the deficit I’m behaviorally incapable of properly achieving through diet.

Start: 10:20AM
Finish: 11:48AM

I took about a half hour break to rest and reflect on my approach (yes, again, another post on planning coming up. Sorry I suck at adhering.) before returning to the floor to do volume-centric work. I cut out some sets based upon the above workout as well. This was from my INTENDED UD2 depletion workout, and I only managed to get one round in before I checked time and blood to decided to do some cardio. Here we go.

Superset: Leg Extension / Leg Curl: 3 x 15 @ 30lbs / 25lbs

Cable Rows: 3 x 15 @ 45lbs

Superset: Lateral Raise / Calf Raise: 3 x 15 @ 30lbs / 45lbs

Dumbbell Curls: 2 x 15 @ 8lbs (no rest, alternating arms)

Pushdown: 2 x 15 @ 27.5lbs (probably should have just skipped these, but I had planned to do the ENTIRE depletion workout, and I cut the extra sets from the back-end.)

Cable Twist: 3 x 15 @ 30lbs (I almost just skipped them because somebody had the pulleys, but he was all “Nah man! I only have one more set on each one!” so I hung out.)

For the single-exercise portions I just waited 2 minutes straight between sets. On the supersets, I did the first exercise, started my timer, walked over and did the second exercise, walked back, and waited for the timer to hit 2 minutes before I did the next set of the first exercise. Seemed to be the least-bothersome way of organizing the rest periods, to me.

Start: 12:35PM
Finish: 1:30PM

I didn’t check time as to when I did the cardio. I think it was around 1:40PM after I called my dad to secure a ride home (I would otherwise be stuck until 7PM, and as I’ve typed this my mom called to tell me she was running late besides… but this was why I figured I’d have time to do the entire depletion routine.) Once sure, I hit the bike for 5 miles in 14 minutes. If I keep biking, I’ll work on speed and try to get to 7.5 miles in 15 minutes, before I work on duration.

Realistically, though, I don’t give a shit about my cardio performance. I’ll probably drop the intensity and go for calories in the future.

I got out of the gym at 2:55PM, after showering/shaving etc.

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Happy Princess (P1C2B2)

Went to the gym yesterday morning, finally having a dollar for the soda machine.

Fucker was shut off. Logic’d my way into walking across the parking structure under the assumption that, hey, they probably have these for fuckers heading to work. Bam. There it is.

Dollar was too crinkly. I smooth it several times before hoping I have a dollar in my wallet. I try THAT dollar, twice, before the machine lolquits at me (the dollar-accepting thing turns off if you try too many times to prevent sodahax.)

Top floor of parking structure is the one that leads to my gym. I give up my sodaquest and take this loop-way of getting to the gym. There’s one soda machine on this leg of the journey, and it too is shut down.

I make my way in, put my bag on a chair, and dig out my keys (login badge thing is on it) front desk lady is ALWAYS unfailingly nice to me. She asks me how I’m doing and I lie blatantly. She says she’s doing good too.

In the locker room. I’m already wearing gym clothes so I simply deposit my bag. I get some nail clippers out, clipping nails at a counter. I finish, I hear my phone, I go back to the locker. Check messages, okay whatever, back to the counter…

WHEN SUDDENLY, A DOUCHE APPEARS:

D- “Are you going to pick those up?”
Me- “…Why, do you need a snack?”
D- “That’s disgusting.”
Me- “Don’t judge me by what YOU put in YOUR mouth.”
Another guy comes into the locker room, puts a shaker-bottle thing on the counter, goes to his locker.
D- “Don’t use that counter, this kid put his nails all over it.”
Me- “Nevermind that bro, this old fart leaves cocks in his mouth and forgets to swallow.” I sweep the nails into a trash bin that’s put under the counter FOR THIS REASON “Are we happy, princess?”

I got shitty looks from him for the next hour or two I was in the gym.

Day was significantly improved.

Workout B2 for Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Romanian Deadlift

1. 45lbs x 5
2. 70 x 3
3. 90 x 2
4. 115 x 3
5. 110 x 3
6. 105 x 3

5% drops from top set because I didn’t want to increase reps from set to set. Took a note that I was stepping forward to rack the weight with my left foot.

Pulldown

1. 40lbs x 5
2. 55 x 3
3. 75 x 2
4. 95 x 4
5. 85 x 5
6. 75 x 6

10% drops, since this exercise is a 4-6 rep range anyway.

Lateral Raise Machine

1. 30lbs x 5
2. 45 x 3
3. 60 x 2
4. 75 x 4
5. 65 x 5
6. 55 x 6

10% drops, which are HUGE here since I round up. It’s supposed to be a back-off day.

Torso Rotation Machine

1. 30lbs x 5
2. 45 x 3
3. 60 x 2
4. 75 x 4
5. 65 x 7
6. 55 x 10

I actually had this load setup for doing weighted crunches, but I felt myself in a twisty mood. My obliques haven’t been worked lately and I was surprised that I just-as-barely got through them without altering the weights. 15% drops are harder to manage with such low weights. I piled on reps which, in retrospect, is an ass-backwards way of tackling that problem.

Cardio: 20 minutes, 3 incline/ 3.3mph; Heart Rate @ 135bpm @ finish. The ceiling is 150bpm so I can keep increasing the speed… whenever I manage 40 minutes.

Weight: 162lbs.

I was going to test body composition by the personal trainer dwarf snatched up the handzapper. So I’m going to save that for Monday.

Also Monday: I will be deciding how I’m going to progress with this diet. It’s been two cycles, so roughly four weeks. Typically I see folks have their diet phases lasting anywhere from 4-8 weeks unless they’re horrifyingly fatassed. I’m going to fast tomorrow and do some carb-depletion stuff over the weekend to try and dry-out before measuring on Monday.

Body Fat Percentage Results

• 13%+: I’m just going to continue the diet for another cycle. No-prob-bro.
• 11 – 13%: Diet break for one training cycle, then continue the diet and training as I have been.
• <11%: Diet break for one training cycle, then I’m going change everything around to resemble Ultimate Diet 2.

I’ll probably round the results down if I have a convincing decimal or something, but that’s generally where my mind’s at.

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