Back to Shoulders

I am going to have to either stop chinning or lateral raising.

Chinning: Compound movement that has realistic utilitarian purpose.

Laterals: Makes my shoulders bigger and I like that.

Tough call.

Workout for September 26, 2010

Body Weight: 172lbs.
Body Fat Percentage: 20%

Fed/Fasted: Fed. Fasted ten hours before working out, but the day prior I ate a LOT.

Pre-workout EC taken at 9:15AM.

ChinAss

1. 42lbs. x 5
2. 42 x 5
3. 82 x 5
4. 117 x 3
5. Bodyweight (172) – 4 negatives.

Did some lat activation stuff from a dead hang that I didn’t count, after.

Lateral Raise

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 55 x 5
3. 70 x 3
4. 85 x 2
5. 105 x NOTHING. Got a fourth of the way up and wouldn’t budge.
6. 95 x 1 – and ow, man.

In retrospect, pretty foolish thinking I could handle post-deadlift poundages after doing something already stressful to the shoulders.

Crunch Machine

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 70 x 3
3. 100 x 2
4. 120 x 3 – increase.

Finally getting somewhere.

I really shouldn’t have done any vanity training and just got to the cardio that I wound up too sapped to do at all, but whatever. My caloric deficit hasn’t been that great (in more ways than one) so while that is definitely an argument for increased cardio… it also meant I felt capable of DOING the lifting.

If I can lift, I’m going to lift. End of story.

Twist

1. 40lbs. x 5
2. 50 x 3
3. 70 x 2
4. 90 x 5 (increase! Grunted like a boar though…)

Calf Raise

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 75 x 5
3. 75 x 5
4. 75 x 15 – increase

Dumbbell Curl

1. 15lbs x 5
2. 15 x 5
3. 15 x 9 – increase

I just alternated arms, was starting to feel tired and I wanted to finish up. No idle rest.

Pushdown

1. 27.5lbs x 5
2. 32.5 x 5
3. 32.5 x 5
4. 32.5 x 5 – could have done more, but stopped short. Increase.

I don’t want to risk over-fatiguing my triceps, even though the rest before my next incline bench session is probably sufficient.

TIME: 10AM – 12:22PM

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Post Bachelor Party

Spent the weekend eating and shooting at stuff with pistols/shotgun and eating.

Spent Monday sleeping it off.

Tuesday I got a half-volume partial depletion in before going to the dentist and getting my mouth raped.

I think tomorrow I’m going to sleep that off.

So I have to get this in now before I pass out.

Workout for Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Starting Weight: 172lbs.
BF%: 18.4%

Preworkout Supplements: Ephedrine/Caffeine (25mg/400mg), washed down with 12g Purple Wraath in 1 cup of water (fucking awful going down, but the grape Jollyrancher burps are ACE!)

Start Time: 8:55AM

Strength Work

Bench Press

1. 45lbs x 5
2. 45 x 5
3. 55 x 5
4. 75 x 3
5. 95 x 2
6. 110 x 4 (increase)
7. 100 x 5 (increase)
8. 85 x 8 (increase)

My goals for the last set was lower, but I decided to just go for eight so I could increase all three sets next workout. Huzzah.

Incline Bench

1. 50lbs x 5
2. 90 x 2
3. 100 x 5 (increase)
4. 90 x 6 (increase)
5. 75 x 9 (increase)

Same story.

ChinAss (Weight: 174)

1. 44lbs x 5
2. 44 x 5
3. 99 x 3 (DAMN IT)
4. 129 x 3 (didn’t lose a rep thankfully, and I probably could have made the fourth that I wanted, but I left it at that and will increase next workout)
5. 114 x 5 (increase)
6. 94 x 9 (increase)
7. 85 x 12

One of these days, I’m going to load my chins properly, and it’s going to MATTER! Ugh.

Strength Finish: 11:05AM

Volume Work

Block One

Leg Press: 6 x 15 @ 60lbs
Leg Curl: 4 x 15 @ 45lbs
Lateral Raise: 1 x 15 @ 20lbs

Ten minute break.

Block Two

Lateral Raise: 3 x 15 @ 20lbs
Calf Raise: 3 x 15 @ 30, 30, 45lbs
Bicep Curl: 4 x 15 @ 5lbs
Pushdown: 4 x 15 @ 22.5lbs

8 minute break.

Block Three

Crunch Machine: 4 x 15 @ 35lbs
Calf Raise: 3 x 15 @ 45lbs

5 minute break.

Block Four

Cable Twist: 4 x 15 @ 30lbs

Volume Finish: 12:35PM

Body Weight: 174lbs

Cardio “Work”

Stationary Cycle: 35min, 6.62miles, level 2

30 minute break, then Yohimbine/Caffeine 15mg/400mg

Stationary Cycle: 35min, 7.08miles, level 2

Cardio Finish: 2:34PM

I was having trouble walking before I did the cardio, so I opted out of doing the treadmill in favor of something where I wouldn’t have to support my own weight.

Didn’t take any insulin until around 4:30PM.

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Thanksgiving Damage

So. Let’s see the damage Thanksgiving did.

Weight: 159lbs. – Pretty smoothed out from the carby fare lately.

I’m not really liking how much less I’m eating on would-be maintenance days. I’m losing weight too quickly. On maintenance days I don’t really care too much about my macronutrient split, but on fasting days I’m thinking of bumping up the amount of protein I’m having.

Today I’ve officially stalled on deadlifts, misloaded my chin assists, and regressed on my rows. The weights I’ve lifted today are what I am considering my functional ability. I will not be expecting these numbers to go up much, if at all, through the rest of the diet.

If they go backward, though, then I’ll know I’m doing something wrong and I will be officially risking lean mass. Which honestly, I don’t care about, but I want to maintain STRENGTH and drop FAT.

Here are today’s numbers:
Deadlift

1. 200lbs. x 2
2. 180lbs x 3
3. 160lbs x 5 (the only improvement this workout)

Chin Assist

1. 60lbs. x 6 (felt suspiciously easy, checked the stack, was supposed to load 50lbs.)
2. 40lbs. x 1 (just pissed off because I screwed up my reverse pyramid, so I overcompensated by the same amount I undershot. Surprisingly good form despite not being able to do another one.)

Horizontal Rows
3×5 @ 55lbs. – This one irritated me the most. Down from 85lbs. I couldn’t do 70lbs. either. I maybe could have, barely, but I’m trying to do this exercise explosively so I had to bump it down another plate. Saddens me.

A PROPS, though, go to my new friend Jake. He is the first person to use the squat rack next to me for something that was not only NOT curls, but POWER CLEANS! I shook his hand and told him to continue the good work.

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Fasted-State Workout

All right everybody. Fasted workout is a blast.

I was a bit worried about weighing myself this afternoon (got to the gym a little later than I would have liked, but oh well) because fasting has left me a little… deficient in the fiber category, let’s say.

Last night I supplemented some fiber as well as some magnesium. Got rid of a week’s worth this morning. Felt like a workout in itself

I weighed in a 163lbs. and 19.5% bodyfat. I suspect a lot of water loss here, and it does edge my lean mass closer to 130 than 135, but I’m not worried. I’ve had carb-depletion phases in the past that have done the same thing to me.

All my lifts went up, so maybe I’m just optimistic for that reason. Bodyweight go down + lifts go up = Happy Eric!

Dynamic Warm-up
I warm up for upper and lower back independently (I don’t do a warm-up on the rows), but before I do my first warm-up set with deadlifts, I do 20 shoulder circles and 20 leg swings, each limb.

Deadlift

1. 1×2 @ 200lbs. (left under)
2. 1×3 @ 180lbs. (left over)
3. 1×4 @ 160lbs. (left under)

Chin Assist

1. 1×5 @ 50lbs. offset
2. 1×4 @ 60lbs. offset (I don’t think I’m jumping down far enough)
3. 1×6 @ 85lbs. offset (this felt like enough but I was FINISHED)

Horizontal Row
3×5 @ 70lbs.

No cardio today. Dad was nice enough to go out of his way to take me to the gym after mom ditched me this morning, and I didn’t want to him waiting. Nor do I like to spend more time than I have to in the gym after deadlifting, so… heh

While I was getting a breather at the chin station, I overheard this (ERC = me):

…so then I did my chins.

And my girlfriend called to ask me to help her with her training when she gets her car. I have no idea how people, who have no idea what my training schedule is, still manage to call me with fitness concerns while I’m dealing with my own. Story for another time.

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Motherfucking Back Day: Barbell Headbang

I’m glad I stayed home today. I mean, I have a reason beyond being a pussy bitch, but WOW. I feel like such a newbie deadlifter. It was only 195lbs.!

I’m really sore and my back is stiff, is my point.

I also banged my head into a barbell, racked and a bit lower than I was expecting it to be. I was standing up and, had it been in the same higher position as the rack next to me, I would have cleared it. I was actually looking at that rack (someone stole it so I had to move over to this one) while I was standing up. I knew it was lower, but I was just distracted, and BANG! Moved the bar up one pin, cranially. I kept my back “straight” though as I was standing, so aside from the unexpected pressure to the lower back, the sudden impact to the right front lobe and my teeth clapping together was the only pain sustained. No bumps, chewed through lips, or other injuries.

It would have hurt my pride if I had just fallen down, but I actually… head-squatted, I guess… I must really be dying to squat on a subconscious level, holy shit.

So anyway, on to back day, here’s the routine followed by more pissmoaning:

Deadlift

1. 195lbs. x 3 (left over)
2. 175lbs. x 4 (left under)
3. 155lbs. x 5 (left over)

Chin Ass (Body Weight 167lbs.)

1. offset 50lbs. x 4
2. offset 55lbs. x 2 (nothing left this set)
3. offset 70lbs. x 3 (lowered it considerably and still barely got three)

The thing with the chins is I don’t think I activate my lats as well when I go heavier. When I’m lifting light I seem to be able to concentrate my back more, but the heavier I go the more I ‘panic’ and feel like I’m trying to curl my bodyweight. I really honestly think it has something to do with my breathing pattern, because I don’t really know what I’m doing! It seems easier to inhale as I exert, though, so I’ll try that next week.

Horizontal Row (7RM test)

1. 40lbs. x 7
2. 45lbs. x 7
3. 50lbs. x 7
4. 55lbs. x 7
5. 60lbs. x 7
6. 65lbs. x 7
7. 70lbs. x 7 – felt finished here
8. 75lbs. x 6 – went into the set a little defeatist

I honestly like doing these machine rows, my legs and lower back were done for today so I opted out of doing the pendlay rows I had planned to do, but I felt I really need to develop my back or risk developing the “bro” look with all the enthusiastic chest shit I’ve done. Next week I’ll be doing three straight sets of 5 at 70lbs., and I really should have at least done another set of 70lbs after failing at 75, but I was just in a negative mood overall.  I just wanted to get on the treadmill and finish up for the day.

So I did.

30s/90s jog/walk 4mph/2mph as last time. Though this time I did 30minutes worth. I feel a lingering desire to run a marathon, and though that could be a year or more away, at this low intensity I really felt like I could do more. Working up to a 30 minute consistent jog rather than a 20 minute one didn’t feel like it would impact my recovery so much as to outweigh the benefits.

My posture is great today unless I want to groan like an old man!

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Full-Belly Workouts

I think I should stop having a bowl of oatmeal before I workout. It’s fucking up my bodyfat readings. Not to say I’m NOT a lardass, but the meter is essentially laughing at me as hard as I was laughed at in middle school. It saddens me.

10/8/09
Deadlift – 1 x 1 @ 195lbs. (left hand under, after failing a right-under of 205lbs.)
Bench – 1 x 4 @ 95lbs.

So next workout I bump up the Deadlift and Bench stays the same.

BW: 171lbs.
Fat%: 19.3lbs. (33lbs.)

10/14/09
Squat – 1 x 5 @ 195lbs.
Press – 1 x 2 @ 70lbs. (FUCK!)
HamChin – 1 x 5 @ 55lbs. offset (114lbs lifted; since I’m the same weight I was the last time I attempted this lift, I got the final rep I wanted, yay!)

Weight: 169lbs.
Fat%: 22.8% (38.5lbs)

See, this is why I shouldn’t eat a big bowl of oats before a workout. Not only when I breathe deep do my lungs expand fully, push down my organs, and make me feel like I should shit right there in the squat rack, but it bumps my bodyfat up too! Waah! I don’t really know how to do the math for this! So I gained nearly six pounds of fat and lost… seven and a half pounds of muscle. What the fuck? /sarcasm

At any rate, I need to get my diet in order. I think I’m going to change to something a little more staggered, where the majority of my calories are eaten on training days. I know that retained water artificially inflates my bodyfat “score” but I’m not going to be doing any bizarre glyco-deplete bullshit until at least a month from now.

Invoking Katch-McArdle: 370 + (21.6 x 58.725) = 1638

Multiplied by an activity factor of 1.375 leads me to 2252 calories for daily maintenance.  Suddenly the weight gain doesn’t seem so implausible =\

Anyway, I’m going to be eating at maintenance on training days ONLY, and dropping to 30% of that on days I don’t train. As much as I hate to diet by percent, I’m going to just for the sake of daily adjustments/sanity. Fat/carbs/protein; 20/50/30.

Using today as an example: I eat as close to 2252 calories as I can without going over and with getting at least 169g protein.

Tomorrow, I’ll assume nothing has changed, and use “yesterday” values: 2252 – 30% = 1576, with 118g protein and 197g carbs.

And then Friday I go to the gym again, so I’ll re-weigh and re-measure accordingly. I’m going to try to go in without a carb meal (maybe just some eggs or a proshake or something), it won’t fully deplete me or anything but I hope to get a more accurate reading nonetheless. Then I’ll use that to calculate for that day, which will be hard to manage if I don’t get to my dad’s house for fooding up, and then for the low days following all the way to Monday.

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Training Update

I’ve been forgetting to update the blog, but I haven’t been forgetting to workout. Because I’m not gay.

9/25/09
Squat: 1 x 3 @ 170lbs.
Press 1 x 5 @ 65lbs.
HamChin: 1 x 5 @ 60lbs. offset (I don’t know how much I weighed this day, scale was DISAPPEAR)

10/2/09 – First Workout @ L.A. Fitness
Squat: 3 x 5 @ 185lbs. (almost failed the very last rep, BUT I DIDN’T)
Bench: 2 x 5 @ 80lbs. (also did 1×1@85, before these two sets)
Deadlift: 3 x 1 @ 185lbs. (need chalk, need big socks, form, etc.)

Weight: 168lbs.
Bodyfat: 17.4%

10/6/09
Squat: 1 x 4 @ 195lbs. (failed my 5th rep, looks like another week until 200, FUCK!)
Press: 1 x 2 @ 70lbs. (this exercise: I really miss having a mirror to check form it; felt like my abs were cleaning my pelvis)
HamChin: 1 x 4 @ 55lbs. offset (I almost want to count the 5th rep, I just SO SLIGHTLY missed it, but again: Not a faggot.)

Weight: 169lbs.
Bodyfat: 20.1% – disregarded; carb-loaded

HIGHLIGHTS

Gym Salesman “This is the squat machine–”
Me “Machine? No.”
GS “I know you said you don’t like machines, but in case you injure yourself–”
Me “I’ll wait on it and go back to the rack when I’m healed.”
GS “Okay, but when you squat, it puts pressure on your knees?”
Me “…Yes. [suspicious]”
GS “Right, when you squat down and your knee goes past your foot, you put tremendous pressure on your knee. This machine allows you to squat without that pressure, so you can keep squatting when your knees are sore.”
Me “I just squat with proper form and avoid this issue entirely.”

GS “So today’s Friday and you’re doing squats, so you probably aren’t benching today, but here are where the benches ARE.”
Me “So I see… what makes you think I’m not benching today?” (refer to my workout schedule above)
GS “A lot of people have their ‘chest day’ on Monday.”
Me “Oh, right. I forgot about that…”
GS “When’s your chest day?”
Me “The day I work my chest.”
GS “…”

So next to me, this black curlmonkey starts doing his barbell curls in the other squat rack. Fine, whatever, I only need one squat rack until I’m superhuman so I just rest it up while I watch him do push-curls (like a push press, only with curling… that uh.. sort of… “put your hips and back and drop your head into your shoulder blades like you’re about to cum” way of curling.) I look at his notebook and notice that this Friday, Mr. Monkey is hitting his biceps from all angles.

Monkey “You gots a notebook too?”
Me “A-yup.”
Monkey “Dats cool bro, you gotta keep track yo shit.”
Me “Shore do.”
Monkey “I do so many sometimes I fergit.”
Me “So many what?”
Monkey “Uh [checks notebook] …curls.”

Golden.

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Lifting Goals, Phase One

Going to briefly recount Wednesday’s workout, and then gloss over the first stage of lifting goals that I have.

• Squat: 3×5 @ 150lbs.
• Press: 3×5 @ 55lbs.
• HamGrip ChinAss: 3×5 @ 90lbs. offset (80lbs. lifted)

So, if you couldn’t deduce, I weighed 170lbs. on Wednesday. I did not bother testing body comp.

My lamer beginner goals are as follows:

• Press: 110lbs.
• Bench Press: 165lbs.
• Squat: 220lbs.
• Deadlift: 275lbs.

I should be there in like four months right? Yeah!

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