I’m going with dimension because I really don’t feel like picking a universe. Lots of them are just plot hole generators anyway. Fuck ‘em.
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Best form of transportation: jacking Silver Surfer's shit.
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You know, he technically could fit quite a number of slots on this list.
The only reason he didn’t make the top spot was I wasn’t immediately in love with the bro when I first met him. I thought he was just a dumb robot guy.
But then I learned how much he HATED RICHARDS.
I have an honest respect for a man who rules a country, amasses otherworldly (that is, beyond political) power, has legions of followers of both the minion and citizen variety… but most importantly NEVER LETS GO OF A GRUDGE.
Lex Luthor is kinda like this in DC, only Lex is stupid-looking. Even after he tried the whole GREEN + POWERED ARMOR thing he just… no.
See the difference between Lex Luthor, whom I’ve never liked and doubt I ever will, and Doom is this: DOOM IS MASTER.
Lex whines about how he doesn’t have superpowers on his own. Doom furrows his brow (WHICH IN TURN FURROWS THE BROW OF HIS METAL VISAGE) and seizes powers for himself. You think you’re the herald of Galactus? Fuck your surfboard. I rule. SNATCH!
I suppose in this case, fuck your hammertime.
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Nothing says loneliness like a mixtape amirite?
These days kids are making youtube playlists. Or I do. But I’m an ADULT.
So whatever. The point is I’ve got a pretty pitiful love life and nobody to actually create an entire playlist for. I don’t even really listen to enough music nor pay attention to the subtleties of personality (SITE NAME, THANK YOU) to do that kind of shit.
Rather, I thought back, waaay back about half of my life ago, and tried to associate a song to someone I either dated or should have dated. The ‘should have dated’ list is a lot shorter than what I was expecting it to be, for the key reasons that: I don’t remember people who I ultimately don’t care about, and even if I do remember them and think I should have dated them, I probably didn’t hang around them enough to associate a song.
And if I did manage to associate a song, well, that would mean they’re in the mix.
So it begins.
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