Swami Vivekananda:
"Strength is Life. Weakness is Death."

Minty Fresh

Posted: May 13th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Body | Tags: , , , , , , , | No Comments »

(Title Note: Recently recovered my preference for Linux, on the Ubuntu-based Mint distro. All it really took was having my graphics card driver work NEARLY out-of-the-box for me to come back. Ubuntu was a good run, and Windows 7 went as I expected: nice at first, barely-passable pig-disgusting towards the end. Ah, Windows. Predictable user experience.)

So, I’ve yo-yo’d back once again to pursue strength goals in favor over physique.

There won’t be any dirty-bulking, this time around, however.

According to a trusted source, my present weight at a lower body fat percentage is my genetic muscular potential. This seems to suggest a call for a recomposition: lose fat AND gain muscle.

So because I seem to be behaviorally disinclined to cooperate with my own “lose fat as fast as fucking possible” regimens, I’ve decided instead to focus on increasing my bench and deadlift scores while maintaining vaguely the same amount of weight. I’ll still be keeping composition scores… but I won’t be expecting any radical changes any time soon.

I’m also considering changing my routine more than will be described in this post, but some of the changes will be apparent here and is mostly the reason I’m even logging this workout. I also slightly edged past my 1RM tested earlier, even though this wasn’t a true test for that purpose. Just a failed 10lbs. jump, really.

The biggest change to my routine (meaning the one that will stick even if all the other changes I’m considering do not) is that I’ve moved my incline benching and chinning to the shoulder day I tend to do between deadlift workouts when I have that much time to work out. I actually have a job now, so I get to make excuses.

On to the workout for 5/11/11:

Deadlift

  1. 135lbs. x 5 (double-overhand)
  2. 155 x 3 (d-o)
  3. 220 x 2 (d-o)
  4. 260 x miss (straps+left hand over)
  5. 260 x miss (s+lhu)
  6. 250 x 2 (s+lho)
  7. 215 x 1 (s+lhu)

I considered making a third 260lbs. attempt, but I kind of wanted to maintain my hand-switching for top sets… kind of dumb, but not as dumb as throwing out my back. My form was pretty terrible. I could just tell it was. I wasn’t “all there,” due to poor sleep quality. I’m going to try to make the jump to 260 next session, but if I miss it again I’m moving down to 5lbs. jumps.

Bench Press

  1. 45lbs. x 5
  2. 45 x 5
  3. 55 x 5
  4. 80 x 3
  5. 100 x 2
  6. 115 x 2 (no change)
  7. 105 x 5 (bottom of range)
  8. 90 x 2 (stopped because weight felt weird, as though I’d misloaded. I had not.)
  9. 90 x 7 (wanted to get at least 8 reps at this weight)

Because of the slightly-pinchy shoulder issue on my first warm-up last time I benched, I possibly over-warmed for this: doing dynamic stretching before most sets, especially the first. Spent five minutes warming up before my first set. The should-have-been-last set caused me to consider doing the dumbbell variation of this exercise to balance out my strength on both sides. It’s something I’ll have to look into: how much total weight ought I drop down to, how to kick up the dumbbells properly, and so on.

Low Cable Rows (narrow grips)

  1. 45lbs. x 5
  2. 45 x 5
  3. 60 x 5
  4. 75 x 3
  5. 105 x 2
  6. 120 x 5
  7. 120 x 5
  8. 120 x 5

I was ready to call it a day by the time I started these, some combination of CNS and “I DINT SLEP SO GUD” fatigue. Going by my last row session (in my notebooks, I’ve been lax about updating on here) I should have ramped up to 150lbs. for a top set of 3. I’m very glad I did not. I’ll just be doing simple straight sets of five here to support my benching efforts, so I’ll be bumping this to 135lbs. x 5 next session. I don’t expect to make all the reps next time, but I’ll just stay at that weight and try to get at least 2 more reps per workout until I get my 3×5 before bumping again.

START: 9AM
STOP: 11:25AM

WEIGHT: 165.5lbs. – 168lbs.*

*I weigh myself before and after my workout.

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Chozo Wisely

Posted: December 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Chat, lulz | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments »

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If you had to form a 3-8 person party (including yourself) out of these 88, who would you bring?

You’re expecting not only combat on this adventure, but negotiations, ancient puzzles, traps and obstacles, and a decent amount of travel.

rolled 83, 27, 88

Actually had a lot of fun coming up with folks. Rolled again and got 62, 59, 56, 12, 18, which had too many freaks in it. I like freaky characters and all, but my inner-editor needs more human characters for the idiot audience to relate to.

There we go. Much better.

Boys are stronger than girls?

PUH-LEASE
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound shopping bags?
Can you go a week only eating salad?
Can you face heartbreak?
Can you watch the love of your life be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain

Didn’t think so.

The only thing I’d ever allow my girlfriend to do by herself is sit on the couch… that’s the only thing she can’t screw up without supervision… and if she gets bored I usually take the batteries out of the remote, that way she won’t ruin the TV playing with the remote in the couch where she’s allowed to stay by herself without supervision.

Someone wanted to see the full version of this. I forgot who. Click to see.

http://seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=darkritual

You are the BBEG how screwed is the world?

Conjuration of the Profane Monster of Wickedness

Pretty screwed, looks like.

Lets get a real life roleplaying thread going! Times in your life that you are so fucking sure you were a PC and everyone else is a NPC.

>wake up in hospital

>nobody is around
>don’t remember how I got there
>look at the clock
>”Oh, it’s two-thirty-two in the morning, if I sleep another eight hours there will be people here.”
>back to sleep
>wake up at exactly 10:32AM
>Doctor is there, old guy, holding a clipboard in his right hand and left hand behind his back
>”what is your name?”

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>I say Dicks

post your favorite…

Favorite comic:
Preacher

Favorite web comic:
Minus

Favorite cartoon:
Darkwing Duck

Favorite movie:
Attack the Gas Station

Favorite TV series:
My So-Called Life

Favorite Anime series:
Speed Grapher

Favorite book:
The Princess Bride

Favorite video game:
Planescape: Torment (I haven’t gamed in a long time, though, this is just the last thing I remember enjoying.)

Actually I could have probably thought harder on a lot of those, but fuck it.

AKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Samurai Jack was real and asked to have gay sex with you, would you accept?

If he’s a real person, is he still voiced by a black guy?

And is Aku a real black man, still voiced by a Chinaman?

IF SO: maybe. Because that means Mako’s voice lives on, and that gets me pretty hard.

say you are creating a brand new setting of your own devising.

What five races would you choose to include in this setting?

Gargoyles
Dwarves
Ant-men
Dire-wasps
Owlbears

Choose wisely, You may only pick one.

Toadstool has dimensional portals and that’s kinda neat. If her name is Peach, however: STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST.

If Zelda turns into a dude when she Sheiks, I would be okay with that as well…

I choose Samus.

She has a spaceship, and that’s all I’ve ever asked of a woman.

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