Chozo Wisely
Posted: December 13th, 2010 | Author: ERIC | Filed under: Chat, lulz | Tags: actually skilled at video games, adventure, anime, BBEG, bitches and hoes, book, cartoon, comic, couch, faggotry, favorite, Girlfriend, movie, new niggas, party, remote, samus, screwed, seventh sanctum, sheik, spaceship, toadstool, traps, travel, TV shows, uncle ruckus, video game, webcomic, women, zelda | No Comments »
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If you had to form a 3-8 person party (including yourself) out of these 88, who would you bring?
You’re expecting not only combat on this adventure, but negotiations, ancient puzzles, traps and obstacles, and a decent amount of travel.
rolled 83, 27, 88
Actually had a lot of fun coming up with folks. Rolled again and got 62, 59, 56, 12, 18, which had too many freaks in it. I like freaky characters and all, but my inner-editor needs more human characters for the idiot audience to relate to.
There we go. Much better.
Boys are stronger than girls?
PUH-LEASE
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound shopping bags?
Can you go a week only eating salad?
Can you face heartbreak?
Can you watch the love of your life be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complainDidn’t think so.
The only thing I’d ever allow my girlfriend to do by herself is sit on the couch… that’s the only thing she can’t screw up without supervision… and if she gets bored I usually take the batteries out of the remote, that way she won’t ruin the TV playing with the remote in the couch where she’s allowed to stay by herself without supervision.
Someone wanted to see the full version of this. I forgot who. Click to see.
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You are the BBEG how screwed is the world?
Conjuration of the Profane Monster of Wickedness
Pretty screwed, looks like.
Lets get a real life roleplaying thread going! Times in your life that you are so fucking sure you were a PC and everyone else is a NPC.
>wake up in hospital
>nobody is around
>don’t remember how I got there
>look at the clock
>”Oh, it’s two-thirty-two in the morning, if I sleep another eight hours there will be people here.”
>back to sleep
>wake up at exactly 10:32AM
>Doctor is there, old guy, holding a clipboard in his right hand and left hand behind his back
>”what is your name?”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>I say Dicks
post your favorite…
Favorite comic:
Preacher
Favorite web comic:
Minus
Favorite cartoon:
Darkwing Duck
Favorite movie:
Attack the Gas Station
Favorite TV series:
My So-Called Life
Favorite Anime series:
Speed Grapher
Favorite book:
The Princess Bride
Favorite video game:
Planescape: Torment (I haven’t gamed in a long time, though, this is just the last thing I remember enjoying.)
Actually I could have probably thought harder on a lot of those, but fuck it.
If Samurai Jack was real and asked to have gay sex with you, would you accept?
If he’s a real person, is he still voiced by a black guy?
And is Aku a real black man, still voiced by a Chinaman?
IF SO: maybe. Because that means Mako’s voice lives on, and that gets me pretty hard.
say you are creating a brand new setting of your own devising.
What five races would you choose to include in this setting?
Gargoyles
Dwarves
Ant-men
Dire-wasps
Owlbears
Choose wisely, You may only pick one.
Toadstool has dimensional portals and that’s kinda neat. If her name is Peach, however: STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST.
If Zelda turns into a dude when she Sheiks, I would be okay with that as well…
I choose Samus.
She has a spaceship, and that’s all I’ve ever asked of a woman.
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