Posted: February 14th, 2010 | Author: ERIC | Filed under: Love, Music | Tags: Alex, Almost, Bear, Better, Daft Punk, Daisy, Dana, Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Doom, Eileen, Faster, Fuck Her Gently, Girlfriend, Harder, I Want Candy, I Will Survive, James, Kattie, Kristin, Leah, Loren, love life, Mika, mixtape, Monsoon, Origin of Love, playlist, Relax, Sarah, Shay, side a, side b, Stronger, Sweet 16, Take It Easy, Tiffany, Your Body Is A Wonderland | 1 Comment »
Nothing says loneliness like a mixtape amirite?
These days kids are making youtube playlists. Or I do. But I’m an ADULT.
So whatever. The point is I’ve got a pretty pitiful love life and nobody to actually create an entire playlist for. I don’t even really listen to enough music nor pay attention to the subtleties of personality (SITE NAME, THANK YOU) to do that kind of shit.
Rather, I thought back, waaay back about half of my life ago, and tried to associate a song to someone I either dated or should have dated. The ‘should have dated’ list is a lot shorter than what I was expecting it to be, for the key reasons that: I don’t remember people who I ultimately don’t care about, and even if I do remember them and think I should have dated them, I probably didn’t hang around them enough to associate a song.
And if I did manage to associate a song, well, that would mean they’re in the mix.
So it begins.
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Posted: October 24th, 2009 | Author: ERIC | Filed under: Love | Tags: fatherhood, Leah | No Comments »
I’m going to find out if I’m a dad on Wednesday.
We talked about this on the phone.
L- You weren’t supposed to know yet! I hate myself right now because it came out.
E- When did it start?
L- 5 days ago.
E- Why hides? I’m not mad!
L- THEY WILL THROW YOU IN JAIL ERIC! I know my parents and I won’t let it happen. I won’t let them.
E- I guess it’s good you didn’t tell you parents you were raped. Could always blame him?
L- …I won’t tell them that either :’(
E- So you’re going to Virgin Mary the baby? You don’t have any say what happens to me if you say it’s mine, and it is.
L- I will fight for you by I doubt they would listen.
E- Guess I’m moving to France, lol.
L- Do what you have to in order to escape… But wait until I know for sure. DAMN IT!!!
E- So when you find out, then you’re telling it’s mine too, correct?
L- They would guess, I wouldn’t have to say. But if they don’t get it I will tell them.
E- …Okay.
L- This would ruin your life I am so sorry.
E- Alright hun, calm down.
L- Eric… I am calm… If I wasn’t this whole household would be in hell and I wouldn’t be talking to you. It’s just me and a dark room.
E- Nevermind. You just don’t have to be so apologetic though. I won’t run, they’ll be mad at me, FINE, but I have NO interest in cowardice.
L- I WONT HAVE IT ERIC IF I AM PREGNANT I DONT CARE I WILL FIND A WAY TO ABORT!!!
E- Excuse me?
L- I won’t lose you.
E- You’re not going to abort your kid. That is a monstrous idea. What the HELL is wrong with you?
L- You would be labeled pedophile or whatever and you would be lucky if you make it out of jail because of that word… That will kill me.
E- It’s a broken law and six months. I can handle that. I don’t know that I could handle doing that for a murderer, though.
L- Fine I won’t abort but I will not have you in jail… That’s not what I want for you.
E- Yeah, the felony will probably destroy my acting career. But jail won’t do anything to me but waste my time. You’ll be 18 when I get out, though.
L- Gotta say it feels good to be able to cry…
E- Yeah, it does…
L- You’re not crying are you?
E- Heh… I have to go. I love you.
L- …I love you too. You know you will be a fantastic father.
E- I’ll try.
L- Well now that my eyes are begging to shut… I must rest. Good night, I love you.
E- I love you two.
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