Berkhan Workout A2

Workout for May 5th, 2010

Incline Bench 8RM

1. 45lbs. x 8
2. 55 x 8
3. 60 x 8
4. 65 x 8
5. 70 x 8
6. 75 x 2 (got nauseous, stopped, didn’t muscularly fail though)
7. 60 x 10 (drop set; dropped from the last completed 8-rep set)

Wide-Grip Chest Press Machine, 8RM

1. 30lbs. x 8
2. 45 x 8
3. 65 x 8
4. 80 x 8 (nearly vomited again, blehh)

Rested for about 10 minutes after this. Resumed workout at 10:05AM

Horizontal-Grip Chest Press Machine

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 55 x 2
3. 60 x 8

Since this exercise was consecutive with A1 (as is the rest of the routine) I was able to precalcudict some warm-up sets and a slightly-bumped top set. This one will be bumped for my next workout.

Triceps Pushdown

1. 22.5lbs. x 5
2. 27.5 x 2
3. 32.5 x 12

This exercise will be bumped.

Pulldown

1. 40lbs. x 5
2. 60 x 3
3. 80 x 2
4. 105 x 10 (failed!)

I never actually determined the threshold for pulldowns on the A workouts, since I substituted chins with pulldowns. I think a 8-12 rep range would be appropriate, as the two B-workouts have 4-6 and 6-8 rep ranges. So, this exercise will be bumped!

Body Weight: 161lbs.
Body Fat Percentage: 15.6%

Condition: C+

Again, didn’t sleep well the night before. But I had slept a lot during the day so this was not too surprising. Had a protein bar 60 and my EC stack 30 minutes prior the workout. I just felt ‘ready’ to.

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Berkhan Workout A1

I have an irritating preference to writing my most recent workout the day before the next scheduled one.

Well, my next workout SHOULD be Friday, but I’m going to go with Saturday so I can knock that out on the same day as HeroClix tourney. Plus I’m still feeling pretty sore today. I doubt this will change after a night of rest. Maybe it will, but, uh, I have phone calls to make all day tomorrow that I was supposed to make today that I instead slept-through and then bummed around with my bro. So I’ll get my clerical nonsense out of the way tomorrow (still trying to get a job, you see) with a workout on Saturday prefacing an afternoon of superheroic clicking.

Matin Berkhan is a badass.

It’s not the routine in the actual post, but one that he posted in the comments section; that I am now running myself. Or starting to.

Monday I did rep-max tests with the higher end of the rep range for each movement I wasn’t already doing (so, everything but incline presses and pulldowns.) This was so that I could inherently increase the poundage the next time I made it around to this workout (which is labeled as A1 in Martin’s post.)

The only thing I’m not directly ripping off from Martin is the fact that I’m very willing to use machines when I’m doing sets-to-failure. I don’t have a workout partner, and few people (though admittedly SOME) at my gym are reliable/useful spotters. I’m just here to stimulate muscles, not to wave my dick around.

Waving my dick around is for a much lower bodyfat percentage, anyway.

Workout for Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Flat Bench 8RM

1. 45lbs x 8
2. 55 x 8
3. 65 x 8 (arms feel tired, didn’t rest much)
4. 75 x 6 (slowing down, shoulders flushed)
5. 80 x 8
6. 80 x 7

I screwed up a bit here. I forgot the second working set was supposed to be a drop-set. There has been one less bench available for the past couple weeks and I ducked out to use the bathroom. When I came back I had to shoo someone away, and I guess I was just distracted by him. He moved to a decline chest press machine-for-barbell-plates thing and seemed to be working fine. But I dunno. Being a dick to people at the gym throws me off.

So rather than de-loading and getting an extra rep, I did a straight second set and lost a rep. Ah well!

Incline Press Machine (typical setup)

1. 45lbs. x 5
2. 75 x 3
3. 90 x 2
4. 105 x 5

I’m still annoyed that this machine can only go in 15lbs. jumps, but it’s really the best place for me from a form perspective. When I reverse the order of pressing (doing two sets of incline and then one set of flat on May 5th’s workout) I’ll be doing the incline presses with free-weights because the jumps are obviously much smaller there. But for to-failure stuff? Here it is.

Horizontal Hammer Press 8RM

1. 45lbs x 8
2. 55 x 8 (starting to feel nauseous)
3. 60 x 4

I use this machine as a substitute for close-grip benching, hahaha… I realized during this exercise that I was pressing too much with my shoulders on the flat bench, though, when my shoulders came forward on the first set here. Fixed that quickly without incident. I had my wrists in a bad position for this machine, I think. The weight wound up behind my forearms rather than in line with it, and I think my poundages suffered as a result.

Pushdown 12RM

1. 12.5lbs x 12
2. 17.5 x 12
3. 22.5 x 12 (loooong rest)
4. 27.5 x 12 (damn close!)
5. 32.5 x 10
6. 37.5 x 6

This was exhausting. I haven’t actually done the two-handed triceps pushdown since I first trained with my dad back in 2004. I kind of didn’t want to stop doing them because of the nostalgia… MUSCLE NOSTALGIA… So after I got my 12RM, I decided to bump it and try for 12. Missed it, but it was still in my rep range, so I took another 5-minute rest and got the six reps with 37. I almost wanted to do these unilaterally, but at the same time the siren song of workouts long past made me want to try.

I remember not getting past 25lbs. so many years ago. I’m not that much stronger, but it felt really good.

Pulldown

1. 40lbs x 5
2. 60 x 3
3. 80 x 2
4. 100 x 12 (actually failed here too)
5. 105 x 7 (lost focus, got a headache instead of muscular contraction)

I rarely work this high of a rep range on pulldowns anymore, so I wasn’t REALLY sure where I’d be. I conservatively estimated based upon projected 1-rep-max, and it turned out to be spot-on. I was on a bit of a kick after I got my top-12 set on pushdowns so I decided to bump the weight a little and try for 10. I didn’t even lick it! I should have just walked away, I felt ‘done’ but at the same time ‘well, just ONE MORE set…’

The latter won, obviously.

Body Weight: 163lbs.
Body Fat %: 16.9%

Condition: C.

Felt okay overall, though my left hamstring was still TIGHT/clenched for some reason, probably as a result of my fail-y attempt to shed some water before the session… I wasn’t facially watered-up, though, so I’m probably just fatter.

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DOMS Day

I had a pretty long workout yesterday. I was tired when I got home, and though I stayed up rather late I wanted to enjoy some non-DOMS time. I knew as soon as I woke up I’d be sore and ache all over. I am.

From a pure-strength perspective, yesterday’s workout was a little… meh. I still had a belly full of Christmas foods, and I think this compromised my benching form. When I activated my pecs I think it interacted unfavorably with this food, and I subconsciously began benching with my arms. It wasn’t until my second set of incline benches (incline bench is always where I really start to feel my chest anyway) that I realized my elbows were tucking in. I dropped the weight and did a third set and deliberately jutted my elbows out. I felt like an idiot for not having caught this sooner.

Wasted session.

After the strength maintenance work I went about the depletion routine. I’ve been eating a lot of carbs in the latter half of the week (though surprisingly few at the beginning of, which nearly balances me calorically.) I either wanted to burn the sugar already saturating my muscles, or I hoped that if I hadn’t fully digested all of that food yet that I could get some tardy partitioning on my side.

Onto the numbers:

Body Weight: 159lbs
Body Fat%: 18.6% (fully loaded; still made me a little grouchy with myself.)

Flat Bench

1. 45lbs. x  5
2. 60lbs. x 4
3. 80lbs. x 2 (machine) ~ end of warm-up
4. 100lbs. x 3 (machine)
5. 95lbs. x 1

I moved to the machine because the first two warm-ups seemed unusually difficult. I attribute this to lack of adequate rest between warm-ups which I ordinarily afford myself. Lack of patience lead to lack of reps, though I did hit my goal of three reps on the top set. My elbows always do what they’re supposed to on the machines but I had two major problems which led me back to the bar for the final set: hand spacing is horrendous/hurts my wrists; nasty sweaty prick stole the machine while I was getting a drink of water.

He was really gross. He didn’t offer to let me work in or anything, and I probably would have barfed on him if he had. Ugh. He came over while I was using it, asked me how long I had on it (“about three more sets, I just got here”) and after one set I put my workout log on the seat and went to the nearest water fountain to sip some water. Come back, he’s dripping all over the seat. Notebook’s on the floor. I grab my book, snicker at his calves, and go back to the floor.

Incline Bench

1. 85lbs. x 4
2. 70lbs. x 5
3. 65lbs. x 5

The top set I arguably shortchanged myself on. I don’t know where the failure was coming from, arms or chest (I didn’t know under stress of the bar, I didn’t think about it on the spot while I was writing in the log, and I can’t remember besides) but I could have probably screamed out a fifth rep on the top set. I had a lot more working out to do, and my goal was 4 reps for today, so I just left it to that.

Second set, as I said, was the “oh shit I’ve been doing it wrong” set, verified by the light final set I used solely to check form. I’m a doofus.

Incline Fly

25lbs. x 4, 4, 2

Nothing changed from last week.

I didn’t have my glasses on, so I got to play “who’s that look like?“:

• Had Alton Brown doing strict curls and rear lateral raises
• Pee-Wee Power Curls (with calf raise)
• My ex standing above my head (if you look at the mirror from the bench I was on) doing whatever she was doing. She had cool yellow short shorts, though, so I knew it wasn’t actually the ex. Still couldn’t look at her directly though. MIRRORS ONLY, COWARD!

Nautilus Abs

3 x 5 @ 60lbs.

I checked the other machine, it’s a “Life Fitness” brand ab worker. I love my gym. It has abs, biceps, and triceps in its own “wing” of the gym, near the pool, squash, and basketball courts. It’s also the closest section of machines (though to be fair it has benches with the vertical handles so you can do reverse crunches, and a mat with medicine balls) to the locker rooms. Presumably so you can pump up your abs/guns and run to the mirrors/pool as quickly as possible.

Speaking of, still playing the celebrity lookalike game: Alec Baldwin was doing some combination of limited ROM shoulder press + tricep extension with a cable machine, further down the line than the Life Fitness ab destructinator.

Oh, and I finally heard that “Poker Face” song while I was working abs. I was not amused. But, abs were the only thing I progressed on for-reals this session. So whatever.

RELATIVELY HIGH VOLUME TIME, GOOO~!

Round One

1. Horizontal Row: 3 x 15 @ 45lbs.
2. Dumbbell Lateral Raise: 13 @ 10lbs; 2 x 15 @ 5lbs.
3. Squats: 3 x 15 @ 45lbs.
4. Standing Calf Raise Machine: 3 x 15 @ 30lbs.
5. Dumbbell Curl: 2 x 15 @ 8lbs. (Pee Wee came by and did his power curls to show me how to lift 65lbs. Thanks bro. This weight was perfect for me, though.)
6. Cable Tricep Pushdowns (w/rope): 2 x 15 @ 30lbs. (Could have done 35, but probably not 40lbs., but the station didn’t have 5lbs. jumps.)

7 minute rest. Each numbered item was done straight through, so all the rows and then all the raises, and then all the squats, etc. 30-60 seconds between sets, no more than 2 minutes between exercises.

Round Two

1. Horizontal Row: 3 x 15 @ 45lbs.
2. Squats: 2 x 15 @ 45lbs.
3. Calf Raise: 3 x 15 @ 30lbs.

My shoulders are fried. I was starting to feel mighty nauseous before my second set of squats this round, and on the ninth rep vertigo hit me. I completed the set but decided not to risk a final one.

Overall, it was a good workout. Took me a total of about three hours to complete. Went to Barnes & Noble afterward and read some comics for a few hours. My arms were all pumped, and it turns out I have traps. I got some interesting looks when I took my coat off. Should have worn a bigger shirt.

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